Thursday, 8 August 2013

Day trip to the Orkneys!

The journey started at Inverness Bus Station. 

Once boarded, we had a 3 hour bus journey to John O'Groats ahead of us. The young girl with the microphone on the coach gave us lots of information on the way. 

She told us about the Highland clearances, the 1863 Helmsdale gold rush, why all whisky distilleries are soot black (which they call angels breath), she pointed out Dunrobin castle which is the largest house in Scotland with it's 189 rooms, the statue of the much hated Duke of Sutherland who realised he could make more money raising sheep then collecting rent, hence the clearances-that Caithness is the least populated county in the UK, where sheep outnumber people 10 to 1 & showed us where the last witch was burnt in the British Isles ( Janet Horne in 1727, Dornoch ).

She told us lots more, but that's all I remember...it's a beautiful route to John O groats, mostly coastal, and often round lots of winding cliff side turns. 

John O Groats was a bit like Lands End. Lots of people jostling to pose for endless photographs in front of signs pointing in every direction imaginable with the estimated mileage printed besides it (including New Zealand straight down, through the Earth 12,875 miles apparently). There was an air of excitement which you could hear in the voices of some of the people you passed by. Maybe, a few had finally completed the Lands End-John O groats journey and it had taken weeks so they had something to celebrate.

We didn't have to wait more then 15 minutes for our ferry the Pentland Venture to turn up. There were dozens of scratches, marks and dents on the side of the boat, presumably from bashing the ferry against the jetty as it came in to dock, which was a bit of a worry. The ferry was so overloaded, it was shocking just how many people they managed to fit on board. Even the owner of the boat looked a bit stressed looking at this huge waiting queue when the boat was already mostly full. In fact, it was so full, someone even came along trying to persuade anyone who wanted to, to go on another day instead. I swear our ferry sunk two inches in the water once everybody was on board!

Anyway, after the 40 minute crossing, and disembarking we boarded one of three coaches that all had different itineries. Before we went anywhere we were taken to Kirkwall for lunch. I walked to tescos to get some food, then walked down to the harbour before heading back to the High Street which looked like any typical small town High Street with its usual selection of banks, shops, pubs, a post office & even its own cathedral.

The coach driver (who came from Glasgow initially but spent much of his life living in the South of England) was a fantastic guide, and very funny. He told us that out of the 3 drivers he was the good looking one, so whenever we had to re-board our coach after being dropped off somewhere, if we were unsure at all which coach to get on, we had to remember that, so if we came across a driver who was particularly ugly (his words not mine) by no accounts should we get on because it was the wrong bus! Personally, I thought all the drivers looked exactly the same, as all drivers seem to with their sedentry lifestyle, slightly balding, all with beer guts... :)

He told us about Scapa Flow, the large body of water in the middle of the Island, which during both wars, the Royal Navy kept most of it's fleet there because of the protection offered by the Islands. 

Tragically, there is a British warship called the Royal Oak that was sunk by a German U-boat, with the loss of over 800 lives in the 2nd World war. It was so sad to think of that ship at the bottom of Scapa Flow which is a designated gravesite, because all 800 bodies (mostly 18-19 year olds) are still on board. 

Almost the entire German fleet were also scuttled at Scapa Flow during the first World war, so there is so much wreckage lying on the sea bed, divers from all over the World visit the Orkneys to explore, but the grisly notion of all those dead sailors would put me off going anywhere near any of the wreckage.  At low tide, we could see several ships jutting out of the water.

The u-boat that sunk the Royal Oak skillfully navigated through the Islands defences. Churchill immediately ordered that the gaps into Scapa Flow be sealed, which was carried out by Italian prisoners of war. The gaps that were sealed up were called the Churchill Barriers, and they doubled up as roads, so suddenly most of the Islands were now connected following the war, which is how we were able to get from one island to the next so easily.

Skara Brae was an interesting site-supposedly 5,000 years old! The journey from the entrance building to the site feels like a quarter of a mile, and all along the route are paving slabs marked with historic events that took place the equivelant distance to the time in history when they took place. For instance, the first few steps outside of the entrance building contain slabs marked with the 'first man lands on the moon' 'the first man in space' 'the first telephone' etc. In fact, you're only half way to the site when you come across a slab with the sign 'the birth of Christ.' There was still 3,000 years to go back in time until you reached the time when this village was built! Some of the houses were so well preserved. One of the houses you could still see the original stone furniture inside!

We also visited the Ring of Brodger, the Standing Stones of Stenness and the Italian chappel built by the numerous Italian prisoners of war out of a Nissan hut, and miraculously painted, decorated and designed using the cheapest of materials they had access to. The statue at the front for instance, unbelievably was made out of chicken wire and concrete., but you'd never guess.

On the way back to John O'Groats, not only did we see a few puffins, we also saw a pod of dolphins.
Great day.

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Monday, 27 May 2013

A day on a hired narrow boat...

We met up at 10am at Pitstone Wharf, Cheddington (which is only a few minutes walk from the location of the 1963 great train robbery) and divided up into two groups, each comprising of 14 for each barge, which was probably just the right amount of people-ensuring it wasn't too crowded, and that we all had enough space for food and drink and coats etc. Though there were seats inside, most of us stood at the bow or the stern of the narrow boat, because that's where all the fun was. :-) One or two, even climbed on top of the barge!

After being given basic instructions on how to steer the barges, and control their speed, we were given a barge called the 'Lady Jane,' while the other group's barge didn't even have a name-at least not one I could see. Maybe, it had fallen off. I think we had the better barge by a long way!

Our barge was the first one to leave the canal basin. We did an immediate left turn, and then headed off towards Marsworth at the breakneck speed of about 5mph, with the second group in hot pursuit. Within 20 minutes, we nearly hit an oncoming barge, which was a bit embarrassing, especially since I was on the bow, and was the first person they saw, so had to apologize. We literally came within about 2 inches of crashing into the barge! I don't think the oncoming driver looked too happy.  Then shortly after that, we ran into some overhanging branches. At this stage, I could see us rapidly losing our deposit, if not the barge itself. :-)

10 minutes after that we reached the first of our locks. While waiting for the water to empty from the newly unlocked gate, we were told off for allowing the barge to get too close to the gate, by someone passing by. There is a huge, concrete step, on the lock itself, and if you get too close to the step, while the water empties, your barge can actually tip over, as it gets lifted up onto the concrete. The passerby said this was really serious! Yet, we hadn't even been warned about it!

After that, thankfully, the rest of the day was a lot more settled, and the steering became less erratic. We saw lots of ducks, and geese and swans pass by, skillfully weaving in and out of the many barges on hire.

At about half eleven, we moored the boats, close to Tring Reservoir, and all got out and had our picnics. Some wanted to go to the pub afterwards, so after eating, we set off again, and this time moored near the Anglers Retreat in Marsworth.

While they had a pint, I walked up to Marsworth reservoir, which was only 5 minutes walk away-that's where I took the picture of the Anglers Retreat and the dandelion seed head. After about 30 minutes, I walked back down to join the others, and then get back on the barge. We got back to the basin at about 3pm.It is definitely peaceful on the canal, just as people say. 

Some of the locks had their date stamped on them, and many were in the 1890's. It's such a simple way of life, and it's been going on for so long. I do wonder what it would be like to actually live on one, rather then just taking a day trip...On reflection, maybe, the bank holiday wasn't the best day to go on a barge, because of the huge increase in traffic, and as a result, at some locks you had 3 or 4 barges waiting in line to come through. 

It is a very slow means of getting around, but that's not a bad thing. You get to notice more. In fact, because it was so slow, some found it just as quick to walk along the tow path, as sit in the barge itself, and a few did just that, as they walked along to the next lock, to see what the status of the lock was before re-boarding the barge at the next lock.

It was a good day & I'd recommend going on a narrow boat to anybody! :-)




Tuesday, 9 April 2013

The Mousetrap

Finally got round to seeing the Mousetrap today. I must be the only person on the planet who didn't know who the murderer was. However, I assure you, it didn't stay that way for long! Even half way through the play I think most of the audience should have worked it out. I can only conclude, modern audiences have grown so sophisticated over the sixty years since it premiered that every literary sleight of hand going, has been seen so many times before, we know each step even before it's been taken. So what explains it's runaway success? It certainly is entertaining. There is something ever so slightly pantomime about its individual parts. Each character appears desperately earnest in its endeavor to convince the audience that they are the murderer in question, however unlikely. Maybe, we just need the familiar? After all, when we see a likeable comedian telling a joke that we've all heard before, we still laugh. The set was excellent. The first act was very good, but for me, the second act was a bit too busy self-consciously winding itself down, and with it's celebrated twist, by the time it finished, was actually more like a collapsing pack of cards.

Monday, 8 April 2013

Terry Lloyd

Last night a program was shown on ITV, concerning the death of an ITN news reporter called Terry Lloyd, who was tragically shot by the Americans in Iraq.

I met Terry once, many years ago sitting on the doorstep outside his house in the village of Cuddington. He always came across as friendly whenever I saw him, but he always seemed to be in a rush to go somewhere, so we never really got to speak properly. However, on this one occasion when I saw him, I remember it being so unbearably hot, I don't think either of us wanted to expend any more energy then we needed to by going anywhere, so we just chatted for a while & I complained about the weather. He asked me how I was, and seemed genuinely interested in what I had to say. He even asked me if I wanted a drink. I was familiar of course with his many tv reports, typically, with tracer bullets lighting up the sky, or shells exploding all around him, as he talked without flinching to the camera, but what really struck me was just how quickly he could make someone like me feel at ease. It was quite disarming. I didn't expect that from someone who was so well known. I guess in a war zone, your life can depend on how quickly you get people on your side. That exchange wouldn't have meant anything to him of course, but still, it's something I won't forget. It's always those small acts of kindness you remember. His death was such a shock.

Sunday, 18 November 2012

Monday, 11 December 2006

Explosion in Hemel Hempstead

It seems half of the South East of England all woke up at the same time this morning, at just past 6am. Why? A massive explosion in a fuel depot in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire could be heard across 3 or 4 counties.

I live about 15 miles away from the oil depot and I was woken by the sound, as were others in my family, scattered around the town. The sound of the explosion was so loud it was carried up to 40 miles away. There are even claims it could be heard as far away as Holland! Experts say the reason why the sound travelled so far was due to a 'temperature inversion,' which means because of the cold frosty weather, the cold layer at ground level is trapped by a warmer layer above it, and this acts like a cap, trapping the soundwaves, and pushing them outwards rather then upwards as would normally be the case.

In the industrial estate where the fuel depot is located, windows and fire doors were blown out, cars caught fire and roofs caved in. The police have advised those living in the area to stay indoors, such are the health risks from breathing in some of the smoke. The M1 is closed in both directions. Miraculously, it seems there are no fatalities.